Kirk NelsonDon’t Tell Me How Educated You Are, Tell Me How Much You Have Traveled“ It has been so nice seeing you again. Let’s do dinner next month. Dahlia and I just got back from Paris and we’re getting ready for…4 min read·Feb 22, 2021--5--5
Kirk Nelson“I’m Stealing This Formula To Feed My Baby — And By Feed I Mean Fund, and By Baby, I Mean…“Woman Arrested For Stealing Baby Formula.” Such a headline naturally causes an emotional reaction. What kind of monster arrests a woman…5 min read·Dec 21, 2020----
Kirk NelsoninThe New ChevalierThe New Chevalier #23The mass exodus from cities paved the way for a new phase of history we now call The Rise of the Karens. We now know that the seemingly…2 min read·Oct 18, 2020----
Kirk NelsoninThe New ChevalierThe New Chevalier #22Seriously? This light is taking forever. For. Everrrrr. They played like four whole songs since I got here. If I don’t get going in the…2 min read·Oct 18, 2020----
Kirk NelsoninThe New ChevalierThe New Chevalier #21“Don’t move! Caught you red handed. You just couldn’t resist lighting up a bone, could you sweetheart?”2 min read·Oct 18, 2020----
Kirk NelsoninThe New ChevalierThe New Chevalier #20How many times has this happened to you? You’re thirteen chapters deep into writing your latest saga, when you realize your main character…2 min read·Oct 18, 2020----
Kirk NelsoninThe New ChevalierThe New Chevalier #19Hark! Tis I, Mitch the Benevolent, who have summoned you. I require passage to the North-Lands. Let me board your air vessel, for my…2 min read·Jul 20, 2020--1--1
Kirk NelsonIF LEMONY SNICKET WROTE TRAVEL PAMPHLETSDear World Weary Traveler,2 min read·Dec 14, 2019----
Kirk NelsoninThe New ChevalierThe New Chevalier #18There is a trail of mystery hanging in the air. Somewhere between the Space Opera House and the Forbidden Antiques Bazaar, an emanation of…2 min read·Sep 26, 2018--1--1
Kirk NelsoninThe New ChevalierThe New Chevalier #17Droid, bots, automata, lend me your mics. As the last surviving member of humanity I want to share the secret of my longevity with you…2 min read·Sep 26, 2018--1--1